Illuminati Men's Activewear Stretch Polo Shirt

The Illuminati polo shirt is perfect for the discerning member of the secret society, who wants to show off their membership in a subtle and understated way. Whether hanging at the country club or plotting global domination this polo is unique and comfortable. This is an update to our earlier Illuminati polo. It's softer, more comfortable and flat out cooler than the previous version.

But don't go in with your Eyes Wide Shut and be fooled by the shirt's innocent appearance. This is no ordinary polo shirt. It's imbued with powerful magic that will open doors and give you the edge in all aspects of your life. Whether you're trying to close a big deal, get a promotion, or simply attract the love of your life, the Illuminati polo shirt will help you achieve your goals.

Of course, great power comes with great responsibility. So if you're thinking about wearing an Illuminati polo shirt, be prepared to face the consequences.
The Illuminati is not a benevolent organization. If you're not careful, they might just use their power to control you for their own nefarious purposes.

So, if you're feeling brave and want to see what the Illuminati has in store for you, go ahead and buy yourself a polo shirt.

Just don't say we didn't warn you.

• Fabric: 88% polyester and 12% spandex
• Full athletic fit
• Button placket and polo collar
• Fabric Weight: 210 g/m².
• Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
• The Illuminati polo shirt ships free to  USA, Canada, United Kingdom, Germany France, and China

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This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1".