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Cryptids Playing Poker T-Shirt | Bigfoot Loch Ness Monster Art Parody | Mythical Creatures Cotton Tee

Cryptids Playing Poker T-Shirt | Bigfoot Loch Ness Monster Art Parody | Mythical Creatures Cotton Tee

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The most legendary poker game in cryptozoology history! This tee features an ornate gold-framed masterpiece showing your favorite mysterious creatures gathered around the poker table. Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, aliens, and other elusive beings engage in a high-stakes game that's been centuries in the making.

This brilliant parody of the classic "Dogs Playing Poker" paintings transforms the iconic scene into cryptid comedy gold. The detailed artwork captures each creature's personality - from Bigfoot's confident stance to Nessie's mysterious presence. It's kitsch art meets cryptozoology humor in the most entertaining way possible.

Designed and printed right here in the US on quality 100% cotton t-shirts using breakthrough soft cotton technology, so you'll get your cryptid art quickly. Our direct-to-fabric printing method ensures the intricate details of this gold-framed masterpiece pop with vivid colors while maintaining long-lasting print quality. 

The classic-fit design features a ribbed collar and taped neck and shoulders for durability, with a seamless body construction that provides all-day comfort during your own cryptid hunting adventures. Available in sizes S-5XL because appreciation for legendary creatures comes in all forms.

This shirt works as both wearable art and conversation starter. Art history buffs will appreciate the clever parody, while cryptid enthusiasts will love seeing their favorite mysterious beings finally getting the respect they deserve at the poker table.

Perfect for: Cryptozoology conventions, paranormal investigation meetups, art museums, or any time you want to showcase your appreciation for both classic art and legendary creatures. Great gift for anyone who believes the truth is out there.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to organize your own mythical creature poker night or search for Bigfoot in local forests.

Inch S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length 28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35 
Shoulder 17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24 
Bust 36  40  44  48  52  56  60  64 
Sleeve 9  9  9  9  10  10  10  11 

 

Centimeter S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length 71 74 76 79 82 84 87 89
Shoulder 43 45 48 51 53 56 58 61
Bust 92 102 112 122 132 142 152 162
Sleeve 22 22 23 23 25 25 26 27

 

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 3cm.

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